Monday, April 19, 2010

More National Poetry

Derivative quote:
You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, "Hey, you know, I'm looking around. The earth hadn't opened up. There's no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping." I think the earth has opened up. God may have replied. This volcano in Iceland has grounded more airplanes -- airspace has more affected -- than even after 9/11 because of this plume, because of this ash cloud over Northern and Western Europe. . . . I don't know whether it's a rebirth or Armageddon. Hopefully it's a rebirth, God speaking.
And my response:
I know of this fellow named Rush

Whose mouth is too subject to gush.

His brain it was leaking

when he heard God speaking.

Most times I just want him to hush.

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